The Real Monster

She found a corn chip shaped like Georgia, dunked it in cheese sauce, imagined the screams of Charleston as the fearsome monster laid ruin to their fair city. She maybe could do without all those Godzilla film festivals.

Goat Seek

They called him Seeker of the Goat. What they didn't know was what he would do when he found it. But they could guess.

Faux Pas?

“We're having a clown and butler convention here at this old abandoned church! You should come!”

“No … thanks.”